Do you ever hear fluffy pop songs that are about love, where they make it seem like all troubles go away? I decided to write the lyrics to what a real love pop song would be like:
We are under the lover's moon
My eyes are on you
Your eyes are on a cigarette
Oh how beautiful you are
And your lungs in 10 years
Ooh baby I love you
And your love shows, when you look at your fresh beer can
Oh I love your sexy smile
With cavities in your front teeth
You smell of sweetness and roses
Because I stuck one in your sweaty wifebeater shirt
Oh my love, you are so smooth
When you shaved your face for our first date
At McDonalds 20 years ago
Rock your body ooh ooh baby
Let me throw a rock at your body
I could not live if you ever left
Left me for my grandma
Oh I am crazy for you
You make me go to the loony bin
Farewell my love...